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Ghost Canyon

Shelf Life [Blu-ray]
(Andrea Stein, Jim Turner, O-Lan Jones, et al / Blu-ray / NR / 2025 / Liberation Hall)

Overview: In 1963, a paranoid couple lock themselves and their 3 kids in their nuclear fallout shelter. 30 years later, those 3 kids still survive there!

Blu-ray Verdict: On November 22nd, 1963, Mr. and Mrs. St. Cloud hear about the tragic assassination of the President of the United States, John Fitzgerald Kennedy. Consumed with paranoia and believing that WWIII is now inevitable, they take their small children Tina, Pam and Scotty and hide with them in their fallout shelter, never to leave it again.

By 1993, the parents had died but their three adult man-children still live in the nuclear bomb shelter alone without any human contact. They’ve developed their own rules and rituals based on their fading memories of the life above, their old records that still work and whatever they catch on TV, when some station’s signal reaches them now and then, for a few moments.

Most of their day is spent in play sessions, in which they act out various common activities like going to school, eating out or staging musical numbers. They love to dance, sing and on occasion wrestle. Sometimes they even play their parents and reenact the parents’ speeches to them. At one point, Tina and Scotty even pretend to be boyfriend and girlfriend but in a quite innocent manner.

They play many other bizarre games that only make sense to them and tell each other stories that are amalgams of things they heard about like the Bible, Superman or the Pledge of Allegiance. Scotty even has a make-believe superhero alter ego - Supercar. The movie uses vignettes to tell the story but there’s also a thin central plot that revolves around the fact that Mom and Dad gave the only key to the vault with food to Pam.

The story is based on a stage play written by the three actors who play Tina, Pam and Scotty. The movie is quite rare and was never released on VHS or DVD, although some bootleg VHS copies do exist.

This startingly magnificent final film from legendary actor/director/screenwriter Paul Bartel, starring O-Lan Jones and Jim Turner (AKA Randee of the Redwoods from MTV), is just what the doctor ordered if you are sick and tired of all the redone, reborn, remodeled crap that the TV and cinematic experiences are trying to foist on you!

I was gripped from start to finish and found the whole thing to be a riot of a movie. I can also see how it was also based on a stage play written by the very same three actors who play Tina, Pam and Scotty, as it definitely lends itself to that visual entertainment also.

Simply put, if you are looking for something visual to watch tonight, and have channel surfed for so long you have come back to the start of the channels five times now, stop what you are doing and buy/rent this brilliant film and thank you later!

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